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"Conceived" (get it) by Grim Deeds
guest vocals by his own wife (IMAGINE)
lyrics
I like having sex as much as you'd expect
But I never really wanted a kid
So I got an operation but had no motivation
To tell my wife what I did
'Cause all she talks about is popping one out
And it used to drive me insane
But now I can fuck without pressing my luck
So her womanly loss is my gain
Secret Vasectomy
My wife thinks that I want a baby
So I'll keep "trying" even though I'm lying
'Cause I got a secret vasectomy
Now I get laid almost every day
To my doctor I owe many thanks
My wife is upset but she doesn't suspect
That I'm actually shooting blanks
After 3 years the worst of my fears
Came true when she figured it out
Now I'm on the run 'cause she pointed a gun
At my face and said, "GET THE FUCK OUT!"
Secret Vasectomy
My wife says that she fuckin' hates me
She filed for divorce but I got no remorse
'Cause I got a secret vasectomy
Secret Vasectomy
My wife's too old to have a baby
So I'll keep shagging and I won't stop bragging
That I got a secret vasectomy (3X)
Sydney group Bloods decamped to Seattle to make this brief, punchy EP that pairs punk attitude with sky-high hooks. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 20, 2020